Astro-Seduction | By: Wayne Stuart

If these are your questions guys, it’s time to thank your lucky stars, because this hilarious and wickedly accurate X-rated Astro-Seduction Sex Guide for Men has the answers to all these questions and a whole lot more as well.

 Testimonial

"Oh my God! That's scary. That's me to a tee. Everything you say is true. How embarrassing. How do you know this stuff?!" - J, Cancer Woman

How indeed. The open secret is knowing her star sign! That simple piece of information – if you know how to use it - is the key to understanding how to get her into bed, and to achieving fantastic sex when you get there! [And winning her heart too, if that is what you desire.]

That’s a big claim I know, and I also know that many of you men think astrology is a load of crap to begin with. But suspend judgement for a moment and let me make my case.

Firstly this is not the pop astrology of daily newspapers and women’s magazines. This is the real thing and I’m the real thing. I’m a Professional Astrologer of 27 years standing. I teach it, write about it and I do readings for people - literally thousands by now. Astrology is my vocation, my calling. I am passionate about it because of its immense power in the right hands to do good. My belief is based on hundreds of testimonials which you can see more of at the bottom of this page and also in the FAQ section. I know it has helped clients from all walks of life and from all over the planet, to create and live the lives they wish to lead.

And guys, that power to do good includes its power to help you score!

Testimonial

"Spot on, so spot on .. I gave it to my partner to read so he could understand me. Every man should read this!" - V, Taurus Woman

Secondly, my client base is mainly female. Day in, day out, I listen to their stories about love, relationships, men and sex. You could say I have privileged access to ‘secret women’s business’. That access affords me deep insight into what makes them tick and into what they want and don’t want from a lover. In particular, I know their specific turn-ons and turn-offs and now lucky reader, I’m making that information available to you.

Apart from my vast professional experience, on a personal level, I love women and I love sex and as a baby boomer who came of age in the free love decade of the sixties, I’ve had a lot of it. I lived in a long term  open relationship and I also played in bands for over twenty years. Undoubtedly that helped me to score and to get to know from direct personal experience the sexual styles and preferences of quite a few different types of women. Later on, when I moved into astrology, I was able to correlate that extensive personal data bank with their star signs to come up with the goldmine of information I’m presenting to you in this hot little eBook.

So rest assured men, what I’ve written here is not mere theory or imagination. It is solidly grounded in a rare combination of professional astrological expertise and extensive personal experience that has armed me with a depth of knowledge not previously available to men.

Hot sex is just a click away. Seize the moment. Buy the book now!
 
Next guys, whether you think astrology is a load of crap or not, the fact is that pretty much all woman believe in it. Ask any woman her Star Sign and I guarantee she’ll not only be able to tell you about hers, she’ll know all about yours as well.  Chances are she will have formed a judgement about you already based solely on that information.

For you ladies, this eBook  offers a peek into ‘secret men’s business’. If you want to know how men think and talk about sex when you’re not around, then grab yourself a copy or better still...get a copy for your man so he can give you what you really want!

Sample of the eBook.

So you can get a taste of what this essential guide is like. Here is the chapter on Aries woman and what you can expect from them.

ARIES  [March 21 – April 20]

First in first served with these fast moving go-getters, so turn up the testosterone and come on hard and strong. Talk up your new project that’s going to make a million bucks, pull out your most radical dance step, and show off those great muscles you’ve got from working out at the gym. You know you’re awesome, act like it. If you get knocked back first time round, don’t retire hurt but come on again even stronger. It’s very possible she’s just testing you, ‘cause she likes real men, and real men are courageous hunters who’ll walk over hot coals to bring home the bacon. So stand erect and declare your passion: She really turns you on and you’ll never give up until she let’s you prove you’re the best fuck she’ll ever have! If that doesn’t work and she spits at you: “You wish dickhead - fuck off!” respond how Aries would: pick your ego off the ground and find another hot babe to move in on. Life’s too short to sit around crying. Get over it and get on with it.

How to get her into bed

This babe is a thrill seeker, so take her trail biking, bungy jumping, or some other adventure sport that is a sure-fire turn on, then strut around in your skin-tight jeans to reveal how well hung you are. If you’re not, forget it, move on to another sign immediately – say Virgo, Libra or Pisces. Alternatively, if she’s more the entrepreneurial Aries type, draw on the age-old formula that still works most every time: “Bucks = Fucks; More Bucks = More Fucks” and bank roll her new business venture.
 
If you do have the requisite big dick take her clubbing and rub against her on the dance floor, then pull back and watch her response. If she thrusts forward and a lascivious smile lights up her dial, move into full grind mode. Get down and dirty and enjoy the cut and thrust of playful competition. Who can bend lowest and who will break first? When she sucks your tongue and claws at your face, relax, you’re home and hosed. Just don’t blow it by coming in your pants okay! Anticipate a head job on the drive home but only shoot your pistol if you can get it up again by the time you walk in the door. No excuses and no second chances from this babe.

What she’ll be like

Hot and horny. Forget about foreplay, unzip your fly and let her have it - standing up, doggie style, or slung over your bike. Whatever. She likes it every which way, whenever and wherever. Sex is sport for her, so give her a good workout and she’ll be happy. If you’re not in peak condition due to a hang-over from the night before or a bad case of ‘shaggers back’ from your last escapade, or suffer from plain old performance anxiety [damn!] you’re in trouble. At best she’ll tease you so much your ego will deflate along with your cock, and at worst she’ll fuck you mercilessly and ruin you for life.

On the other hand, if you do perform well and would like some more, be aware she bores easily without a challenge. Try this then. In a public place, bar up, turn her on, then dare her to fuck you on the spot right there and then. Start with easy scenarios like up against a lamp post or under a towel at the beach, then move on to crowded night clubs and aeroplanes - I dare you !
 
Will she want commitment?

These are the root rats of the zodiac, so this is not her concern - as long as you’re ready and hard whenever she wants it. In other words, consider yourself permanently on call. Getting so drunk that you can’t get it up is a sure fire way to blow it.

Quotes

• “A hard man is good to find” – Mae West
• “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me” - Mae West
• “He who hesitates is a damn fool” – Mae West
• “If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position”
• “Bend over, I’ll drive” – bumper sticker
• “If brevity is the soul of wit your penis must be a riot” – Donna Gephart
• “Dramatic art in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater” - Bette Davis on Jayne Mansfield [Aries women in jealous competition?]
• “I don’t mate well in captivity” – Gloria Steinem’s answer to why she never married [Sun and Mars in Aries]
• “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle” – Gloria Steinem

Famous Ariens

Reece Witherspoon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elle McPherson, Mariah Carey, Victoria Beckham, Emma Thompson, Julie Christie, Claudia Cardinale, Joan Crawford, Debby Reynolds, Doris Day, Bette Davis, Jayne Mansfield

More Testimonials

For all you fellas out there...do not have sex again until you've read this book. It is on the money!" – R, Aquarius man 

"Good on you .. you’ve really put it out there. I love it, and it’s dead accurate too .. And funny, oh man, I had such a good laugh. Well done!" – P, Pisces man

"It's hilarious .. very funny .. spot on .. totally accurate" - M. Cancer man

"Very racy, on the money .. I really like it .. though it made me wince too when I read difference aspects of me" – M, Pisces Woman

 "When are you doing the one for women? Come on, hurry up, I want one" – D, Aries woman"

"This is outrageous" - S, Leo woman

"Every man should read this. You got Sagittarius down to a tee" - H. Sagittarius woman  

I guarantee my eBook will be a valuable aid for you. I'm so confident that you will be happy with my eBook that I am offering you a 100%, no questions asked money back guarantee if you are not satisfied. So go ahead and buy my book today so you can start down the successful path of seducing women using astrology. Trust me guys, it really works!